Kid: How do you play poker?
Mom: Why do you ask?
Kid: XXX was playing poker today at school.
Dad: Really?!?
Kid: Yeah. He had finished his peace poem, his typed biography and his indian paragraph. Then he grabbed all the boys that were finished, grabbed his whole wallet of class money, marched over to the carpet and began to bet his class bucks.
Mom: And what was Mrs. C's reaction?
Kid: Yelling.
