Friday, October 19, 2012

From the Archives: Top 10 Reasons Why a Three Year Old Cannot Go To Sleep...

Scene: doorway of young child's room, barricaded with a pressure gate

#10:"I'm not sleepy."
#9: "I need some water by my bed."
#8: "I'm lonely."
#7. "I want to be out there with you."
#6: I need you to put me back in my bed."
#5: "I have to use the potty.  I have to GO!!!"
#4: "I'm scared about something."
       "What?"
       "Umm....something."
#3: "There's a dragon in my room."
#2: "Your computer is distracting me."

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST-

#1:"I can't find my bed."

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