From the archives: Overheard in the Bathroom

"Daddy, can I put this lipstick on you?"
"No thank you, Honey."
"Please Daddy?"
"No, Sweetie."
"Daddy, I want to put this lipstick on you."
"Celia, daddys don't wear lipstick, well, most daddys anyway."
"Please Daddy?"
"No, Celia."
"Please, please?"
"I said no."
"Please can I put this lipstick on you?"
"Celia, I said NO.  I don't care for any!"
"Let me put this lipstick on you."
"CELIA, I DON'T WANT ANY...oh all right."