Thursday, July 26, 2012

sales etiquette

Scene: bathroom

Kid (in bath): Who wants to buy some water?  Who wants to buy some water?  Oh hi (offering cup), would you like to buy some water?

Mom: Of course.

pause

Kid: Pretend I'm not naked.

Mom: Okay.

Kid: Or sitting in a tub full of water.

Mom: Right.

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